Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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