You're completely useless in the revolution.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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