Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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