is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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