i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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