Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
