I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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