I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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