don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
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You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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