my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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