To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
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And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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