So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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