I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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