My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
My dick has a subreddit
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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