do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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