so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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