I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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