who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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