Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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