Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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