Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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