Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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