Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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