you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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