I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
