summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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