I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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