Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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