Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
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Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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