is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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