i think my mom watched the whole time
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Floor bacon is actually really good
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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