Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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