If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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