I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
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