Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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