Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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