yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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