We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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