Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
only if we run a train.
done.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
did i just pee glitter
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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