Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
