i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
foreskin is a definite game changer
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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