she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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