i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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