Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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