But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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