Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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