WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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