Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
The ass gains better be worth it
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