i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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