Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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