hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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