naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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