shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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