you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
We have started to decorate penises.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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