Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
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You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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